starkid-nerdfighter:

GPOY

I JUST WON THE INTERNET. COME ON CHRIS, GIVE ME A KISS, I’M READY.  

Everytime stuff like the space tour or the glee tour or even “OMZ I SAW HIM AT LUNCH IN A BISTRO OVER MY HOUZE11111” happens I feel like….

“Yep, Europe. I think I’m gonna, you know, sit in my desk chair and scroll my dashboard”.

And I know that there was that one time when he went in Italy, but he didn’t say anything and we were all unsettled, because usually we feel like we live in Narnia or something ç____ç And we don’t expect anything from anyone. ç____ç And I don’t live in Milan, by the way, so it’s all crap.

So it’s like:

TUMBLR PARTYING HARD WITH MY CELEB

meanwhile in Italy

FOREVER ALONE